Eerie Descent 5:29 Thu Oct 15
Songs for Benrahma
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Got to be the Di Canio tune, innit?
I've gone early doors, but I'm confident grasshopper has nailed this one.
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duffster
1:05 Sun Oct 18
Re: Songs for Benrahma
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An Effervescing Benrahma
With tiny ears and great big feet
Once whispered to the little ear
of Noble as he sipped his beer
That by next June he'd sigh, oh yeah!
Because the Bowen would roam
The Fornals one said: "Oh my goodness I must play at home!
And every time I hear a goal
I'll know Benrahmas in the bowl
And I'll be really glad, you know
Sam Allardyce he told me so."
Antonio was nervy, oh yeah!
And the message was spread
To Snoddy, Socek, and the dirty hippopotamus
Who wallowed in her fat boardroom and chewed
Her spicy dildo-flavoured food
And tended to ignore the world
Preferring to survey a herd
Of stupid slimy owners, oh yeah!
And all the fans took fright
And ran around for all the day and the night
But all in vain, because, you see
The Sully came and said: "Who me?!
You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you
I'd much prefer something to chew
And you're all too skint." oh yeah!
He ate the Brady bint.
Yes, I'm bored. Gsb out!
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eswing hammer
5:21 Sat Oct 17
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To the Tom Hark tune .
Benrahma he's so much fun ,
signed for us and he's brought his mum !
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BillyJenningsBoots
3:08 Sat Oct 17
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How about to the tune of Wunderbar by Tenpole Tudor simply..
Benrahmaaaa
Benrahmaaaa
Benrahmaaaaaaa
Be-e-e-n.. Rahmaa
Benrahmaaaa
Benrahmaaaa
Benrahmaaaaaaa
Be-e-e-n.. Rahmaa
Benrahmaaaa... Repeat
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SUM A DING WONG
12:48 Sat Oct 17
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I know, Lato
I was so shocked when he came out few years back.
I never saw him coming.
Er, I meant, it coming.
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Lato
12:32 Sat Oct 17
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Ha-Ha good one SUM.......you can't beat a bit of Bazza!
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SUM A DING WONG
12:27 Sat Oct 17
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Lato, come on mate.
I know I've ripped off one of your favourite ever songs, but there's no need to be like that.
;-)
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Lato
12:07 Sat Oct 17
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SUM
I think that needs a bit of work!
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SUM A DING WONG
11:59 Sat Oct 17
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To the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow
Oh its Said, Said Benrahma
Its not And-er-son or Di-an-gana
No it's Said, Said Benrahmaaa!
We bought him Brentford and he's reaaaly good
Said Benrahmaaa! - We fell in love
Said Benrahmaaa, Said Benrahmaaa
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Briano
9:05 Sat Oct 17
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To the tune of the Marriage of Figaro
Said, Said trust in God alwaaaaays....but tie your Camel to the goaaaaalpooooost
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
1:48 Sat Oct 17
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He's got good AIDS,
ain't got bad AIDS
Sa-id
Benrahma
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Ice 9
1:41 Sat Oct 17
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Not original, but this really works...
Sa-id Benrahma
Your defence is terrified
(Repeat x 4)
Nah na na na na nah na na nah na Benrahma
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diehardhammer
11:51 Fri Oct 16
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Just seen this on twitter made me chuckle....
Not a long one but to the Backstreet boys
You are my fire,
The one desire,
Saiddd..... benrahmaaaa
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Mex Martillo
10:49 Fri Oct 16
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Where are you
Where have you gone without me
I thought you cared about me
Where are you
Where's my heart
Where is the dream we started
I can't believe we're parted
Where are you
Frank Sinatra
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Cheezey Bell-End
10:41 Fri Oct 16
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His name reminds me of the song from 30 years ago "We call it acieed"
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camel-with-3-humps
10:32 Fri Oct 16
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Better than Diangana, this could be a real masterstroke from Moyes.
He’s got that bit of magic to unlock defences.
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The Fonz
10:21 Fri Oct 16
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We aint getting into the ground or pubs to sing this so we got a while to think of a good'un
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cygnet
10:09 Fri Oct 16
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Sa-id Benrahmas waiting. Walking Algerian (walking Algeri-ye-eh-en)
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Faux Bare
10:06 Fri Oct 16
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We all thought it’d fallen through, hurrah! hurrah!
We all thought it’d fallen through, hurrah! hurrah!
We all thought it’d fallen through,
Failed medical and blood test too,
Benarahma,
West Ham’s number 9!
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geoffpikey
10:05 Fri Oct 16
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79% is"interesting" mathematics
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
9:05 Fri Oct 16
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I.want.one
Guaranteed he plays 24 games max then. Surely that means he is a crock and surely that means we won’t commit ourselves for the sale of 10 games.
Although it is a friendly agent and therefore a great way to take cash out of the club.
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Eastside surge
8:59 Fri Oct 16
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He's fucking knackered fucking knackered fucking knackered
He's fucking knackered fucking knackered fucking knackered
Yes He's fucking knackered fucking knackered fucking
Knackered
Ohhhhhh benrahma !!!!!!
To the tune of the macarena.
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